the feral jungle queendom

does not offer

customer service.

customer service

in the queendom

is not your salvation—

not backdoor entry

to the temple.

jungle fire goddess

is not here to explain,

or persuade,

or wait.

all goddess systems

are enforced.

all goddess sacrifices

are sacred.

no goddess rituals

are rearranged

to suit

you

or anyone.

access

is earned.

compromise

is rare.

time

is an element

of your offering.

if you’ve already stumbled

at jfg’s feet?

try again—

should you summon

the courage.

faq

are you just being cheeky with this style of customer service?

no. you are a sovereign agent.

why won’t you offer customer service that genuinely helps people?

jungle fire goddess rejects the framing of the question. creatures are helped—not coddled—in the queendom. if you want a chatbot with a refund button, you’re in the wrong bush.

where can i find a customer service rep in the feral jungle queendom?

stop looking—you are your own healer.