investor inquiry?
the goddess
is listening.
proceed further
only if
you’re prepared
to stoke
a raging jungle blaze.
1. your disclaimer
does not
laboriously explain.
your investment opportunity
transcends
a product launch.
it transcends
a brand activation.
+ it transcends
any other moolah-making venture
you’ve ever
seriously considered.
dealflow like this
only happens
when harvard meets jungle,
when sovereignty meets existential threat,
when confession & pleasure
meet ledgers & tokens.
your diligence is due—
so pass through the gates below.
2. what you’ll find in the queendom
welcome
to the feral jungle queendom,
home to jungle fire goddess
and embodied as a to z eco🌺farm.
what’s on offer in the queendom ↓
founders unplugged
helping founders realign in nature instead saying f*ck it
fu is a highly curated experience
for founders and visionaries
to profoundly realign
with self and nature
in spartan luxury.
jungle anarchy summer camp
getting you back to nature in a delightfully rebellious way
not your childhood summer camp.
nature-based anarchy in miniature
as the change agent
for shedding dead skins.
hot tropic
jungle erotica + jungle confessions requiring radical creature participation
although you may wish for that.
decidedly not
a podcast.
the jungle whispers her secrets
in exchange
for what you’re willing
to release.
what else you’ll find?
just launching—
ignited by mutual sacrifice
+ organized into a first spark
plus seven
jungle fire candles.
3. choose your frame
let me help you, investor human.
🔥 ritual economy > content hustle
➝ devotion-based financial structure over influencer-driven consumption
➝ subscription as sacrifice—not convenience
🔥 feminine erotic agency with structure ≠ spectacle
➝ confession & ritual—not just currency—to unlock erotic access
➝ pilgrimage replaces exploitation & performance
🔥 living collapse = jungle-borne rebellion
➝ climate grief alchemizes into off-grid resilience
➝ live-action myth makers don’t ask permission
🔥 raw human audio = rising medium for ai resistance
➝ human intimacy is anti-ai
➝ presence is unassailable human proof
🔥 participatory sacrifice & invitation > passive consumption
➝ enter—don’t scroll
➝ participate in pioneer economies of witness & sacred exchange
4. proof of devotion
the opportunity cost of manifesting is real ↓
🔥 perform ritual for no audience
even a bath
is a ritual
when it happens
in the creek.
🔥 build a life + place of belonging over a decade despite the opposition
the failed plant nursery,
the social exclusion,
the abusive men
+ the missing infrastructure—
none of it alters
the destiny
of jungle fire goddess.
🔥 constructed & maintain an organic jungle ecoparadise with no outside funding
the goddess
has receipts—
>$500,000
for land,
construction materials,
equipment + labor.
🔥 choose gringa status in belize over elite harvard-backed safety nets in america
why stay comfortably
numb in midtown finance
when you can be
a walking dollar sign
in the jungle?
🔥 reject compromising offers of money & prestige to stay feral
ask jungle fire goddess
for her list
of funds & crypto names
who’d hire her immediately—
if only
she’d wake up
in america.
🔥 practicing shameless self expression in defiance of conservative norms
imagine what
jungle fire goddess
does
(or doesn’t)
tell her parents.
5. proof of build
the goddess manifests divine visions in physical & digital form.
🔥 jungle infrastructure
the ecofarm
began as raw bush
+ now features ↓
➝ one house for humans
➝ another house for butterflies
➝ a jungle lovin’ speakeasy
➝ two kitchens
➝ three detached cabañas
➝ five verandahs + a balcony
➝ two-story water storage tower
➝ wash house +
➝ criss-crossing stone pathways
to amble around the farm.
main house
the ecofarm’s operational center—designed by jungle fire goddess.
butterfly house
constructed, planted & blossoming—butterfly larva coming soon on jungle time.
jungle cabañas
detached dwellings for guests, lovers & creatures of the queendom.
water tower
two-story concrete tower holding 20,000 liters of water + enabling the goddess-designed gravity-fed plumbing system.
main verandah
hq for farm owners, staff, volunteers, children & guests to lounge delightfully in hammocks.
jungle lovin’ speakeasy
under construction—the future curator of “anything goes” vibes on the ecofarm.
➝ visit jungle lovin’ in the queendom
🔥 feral jungle queendom
feast your eyes
on natural beauty
in wild
+ barely tamed
ecofarm terrain.
jungle fire
➝ visit jungle fire in the queendom
beaver dam creek
➝ visit beaver dam creek in the queendom
mudpit
➝ visit the mudpit in the queendom
climbing tree
➝ visit the climbing tree in the queendom
anarchy ruins
➝ visit the anarchy ruins in the queendom
ecofarm harvest
➝ visit the ecofarm in the queendom
🔥 digital infrastructure
jfg’s feral jungle queendom
is digitally on fire.
tech savvy
but tech light
ftw.
junglefAIregoddess (vercel | telegram | twitter)
jungle fire goddess doubles as an ai bot at your transformative service.
➝ visit junglefAIregoddess in the queendom
SACRIFICE ($SFCE) token (thirdweb | polygonscan)
$SFCE is a burn-only token—and only jungle fire goddess does the burning.
➝ visit SACRIFICE ($SFCE) in the queendom
ledgers, matrices & schedules (google sheets)
google sheets is home to queendom sacrifice ledgers, sacrifice schedules & reward matrices.
➝ explore ledgers, matrices & schedules in the queendom
the daily ritual (telegram)
the goddess manifests the daily ritual via a private telegram group with distribution across social channels.
➝ explore the daily ritual in the queendom
creature switchboard (telegram)
the creature switchboard is faithfully goddess operated.
➝ visit the creature switchboard in the queendom
sacrifice payment portals (ko-fi | memberful)
creatures may conveniently sacrifice through secure checkout on ko-fi or memberful.
content architecture (notion | super)
the queendom sprawls across 100+ super-skinned notion pages.
access gatekeeping (google forms)
google forms let the goddess ensure that access is earned.
project management (asana)
farm and queendom project management runs exclusively on asana.
🔥 jungle audio + video sampler
a select reveal
of the visual + auditory
ritual landscape
of the feral jungle queendom
➝ not for public use
without goddess permission
feral jungle queendom
founders unplugged
jungle anarchy summer camp
hot tropic | initiation
hot tropic | jungle erotica
hot tropic | jungle confessions
the daily ritual
🔥 for rent—harvard brain of the goddess
proof of build extends to crafting creative worlds for hire.
jungle fire goddess
does not just manifest
for the feral jungle queendom—
she also
rents the harvard brain
creatively
to scale mythic worlds
beyond the jungle ↓
6. approach the goddess
jungle fire goddess
does not ask.
she formulates
investment structures
creative & lucrative—
and carefully considers
when investor creatures
submit their own proposals..
approach the goddess
if you dare ↓
➝ jfg@feraljunglequeendom.earth
➝ @junglefire on telegram
➝ +5016745067 on whatsapp
