this is not
a pitch deck.
this is not
a cap table waiting to be constructed.
this is jungle fire goddess
speaking from the molten core
of the feral jungle queendom.
the goddess
is blessedly organizing
a highly sacrificial crowdfunding campaign—
not to beg, but to burn.
organized into a first spark
plus seven candles
on the jungle fire altar,
you’ve never witnessed
sacrifice-driven crowdfunding
like this before.
crowdfunding sacrifices aside,
jfg is open to private capital.
not to dilute—
to ignite.
to burn longer,
fiercer,
and brighter.
if you’re afraid
to fund something that breathes,
that bleeds,
that eats your model alive—
you may inquire anyway.
convertible offerings.
land-backed vehicles.
revenue-pledged rights (or rites).
or perhaps something stranger.
the goddess is listening—
but only if your spirit
oxidizes the flame.
faq
why does the feral jungle queendom have a private funding ritual?
the queendom isn’t a startup—or a kickstarter campaign.
jungle fire goddess aims to attracts creatures in energetic alignment with the means to elevate the feral jungle queendom to its full potential.
what about this private funding ritual should intrigue me as an investor?
the feral jungle queendom has no comps. no competitor analysis. no copycats. invest in the fjq to brag forever about your superior access to proprietary dealflow,.
how can i learn more about this ritual of private funding?
bravely go deeper with a request to enter the private offering chamber.
